I guess I'll lean against this oozing, bulbous wall and wait for death. Oh, man,-what a bunch of morons! And look.there's a gun locker right outside my cell! This is too easy!ĭuke Nukem: Well, blew away another incredibly evil superalien.ooh, man, there's no way outta here.
unless those dopes didn't remove my secret Explodo-Molar.
Narration: SWOOSH! Duke plummets to a convenient holding facility, where he awaits his almost certain doom at the hands of the evil Rigelatins.ĭuke Nukem: Well, I guess I've had it. We'd kill you, you see, but our religion prevents the interruption of suffering. Oh, and you'll be in a perpetual state of pain without being able to move any limbs. Rigelatin commander: You won't have much of a choice, considering the end result is permanent, irreversible brain damage. You're going to win a war against Earth for us.ĭuke Nukem: So I'm just supposed to sit by while my brain patterns conquer Earth? Yeah, right. You see, we're going to use our famous SuperMega EncephaloSucker to imprint your brain patterns on our X5G Thinkomatic War Computer. You see, you are about to take an important place in Earth's history.ĭuke Nukem: Too late, Veinhead! I've already been immortalized by defeating Dr. Nukem, please save your energy for the torture room. I'll just break free, kick-butt, and be on my way. Rigelatin commander: As the evil conqueror here, I believe it's my place to tell you why you're being abducted and will have to go through years of painful torture.ĭuke Nukem: Sorry buster! No can do. Narration: MEANWHILE ON THE EVIL RIGELATIN SHIP.ĭuke Nukem: Hey, where am I? What is this? This isn't TV! We'll be back after this commercial break with a cute little story about a three-legged dog who saved a baby. In other news, there's a four mile-wide UFO floating over Los Angeles.
#DUKE NUKEM QUOTES SOUNDS TV#
TV host: Ladies and gentlemen, one of our nation's heroes has disappeared! While Duke was being interviewed on television about his new book Mr.
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